What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?
Aura
Secretary ki dunya ka afsaana.
Bhai
Dost
What's Wrong
With Secretary Kim?
What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?
Woh aa kyun nahin rahay?
Kya Mr. Park, Mr. Lee jaisay ban rahay hain?
Mujhay chutti ke din bula liya...
Itna andhaira kyun hai? Aur koi aas paas bhi nahin hai.
Ms. Kim.
Kya tum nay ziyaada dair intizaar kiya?
Aap yahaan kaisay, sir?
Mujhay Mr. Park nay bulaaya tha, main isliye yahaan aayi hoon.
Woh nahin aarahay.
Yeh unn say main nay karwaaya tha.
Maazrat?
Aap aisa kyun kareingay?
Aap mujhay khud bhi call kar saktay thay.
Agar main aisa karta, tou tumhein thora ajeeb lagta.
Chalo.
Lekin yeh band hochuka hai.
Band?
Koi masla nahin.
Main tumhaari muft ki ticket hoon.
Aray, nahin!
Mr. Lee.
Main bohot, bohot...
-Yeh... -Fikar mat karo.
Mazay karo.
Lekin yeh thora...
Mera nahin khayaal ke yeh sahi hai.
Sach main... Mr. Lee!
Main sach main...
Mr. Lee!
Maza aaraha hai?
Haath oopar karo!
Tumhein sach main maza karna aata hai.
Mr. Lee! Maazrat!
Meri madad karein!
Hurricane Boom Boom main chaltay hain.
Woh zameen say 17 meter oopar, 360 degree par ghoomta hai.
Kya hua, Ms. Kim?
Bohot dar lagta hai.
Tou tum baithi kyun phir?
Aap nay mujh say kaha baithnay ko.
Mujhay laga ke tumhein yeh pasand hai.
Kya tum theek ho?
Haan.
Kya aap theek hain, sir?
Nahin. Aap do dafa uss main gaye.
-Aap ko dar nahin lagta? -Nahin.
Dar aisi cheez nahin, jo aisay jhoolon par mehsoos ho.
Phir aap kis say dartay hain?
Woh...
Woh tumhaaray kaam ki baat nahin. Chalo.
Kya hum Hurricane Boom Boom main jaa rahay hain?
Nahin. Tumhein jis main bhi jaana ho.
Mr. Lee!
Aajayein!
Bilkul dar nahin lag raha.
Aajaayein.
Bohot acha hai.
Kya aap iss main baithnay waalay hain? Bohot maza aaraha tha.
Nahin khair hai.
Main nay tumhein saath dafa iss main jhooltay daikha.
Meray liye yeh kaafi hai.
Maafi chaahti hoon.
Aap nay mujhay mazay karnay keliye kaha tou main ziyaada hi khush hogayi.
Itna ziyaada maza aaya?
Haan. Asal main, main merry-go-round main jaana chaahti thi.
Main jab chhoti thi, tab main apnay khaandaan ke saath yahaan aayi thi.
Mujhay uss main baithnay ka bohot dil tha, lekin uss waqt main nay sirf daikha.
Kyun?
Teen bacchay thay, aur ticket bohot mehngi thi.
Aur agar woh meray liye aik khareedtay bhi tou main mazay naa kar paati,
kyunkay main chhoti thi aur bohot darti thi.
Lekin aaj meri khwaahish poori hogayi.
Acha hai.
Shukriya.
Steak thora sakht hai.
Kya main baawarchi ko bulaaoon?
Nahin. Aaraam say khaana khaao.
Isay kaatna mushkil hai.
Shukriya.
Agar mujhay maaloom hota ke aap yahaan aarahay hain,
tou main thoray achay kapray pehnti.
Khair hai. Yahaan waisay bhi koi nahin hai.
Yahaan tou sach main koi bhi nahin hai.
-Main nay isay kiraaye pe liya hai. -Maazrat?
Aap achaanak say yeh sab kyun kar rahay hain, sir?
Kuch ziyaada nahin hai.
Tum kaafi waqt say bohot mehnat say kaam kar rahi ho.
Aur main nay kabhi sahi say tumhaara shukriya ada nahin kiya.
Yeh tumhaari mehnat keliye aik tauhfa hai.
Tauhfa?
Tum uss par 6 dafa baithi, aur abhi bhi kaafi nahin hai?
Meray khayaal say, jahaan merry-go-round hai...
Woh Yumyeong Land say pehlay, rihaayishi ilaaqa tha.
Main wahaan rehti thi.
Meray khayaal say mera ghar wahaan tha, jahaan ab merry-go-round hai.
Shaayed nahin.
Shaayed woh wahaan tha, jahaan bhoot bangla ya washroom hai.
Kitnay buray hain aap.
Mazaaq kar raha hoon.
Khair, mujhay yaad hai ke main bohot khush thi,
ke mera ghar aik jhoolon waala park bannay waala hai.
Main 5 saal ki thi.
Aur aap tab 9 saal ke hongay.
Bilkul.
Aap uss waqt kya kar rahay hongay?
Abhi ki tarha, main tab bhi bohot zaheen tha, aur har cheez mein sab say acha.
Sahi.
Lekin...woh acha waqt nahin tha.
Chauthay darjay main.
Tou aap bhi ghaltiyaan kartay hain.
Aap doosray darjay main thay, jab aap 9 saal ke thay, sir.
Main nay ghalti nahin ki.
Main chauthay darjay main tha.
Main hushiyaar tha, tou main nay do darjay chhor diye thay.
Agar aap itnay hushiyaar thay, tou ap keliye woh waqt acha kyun nahi tha?
Main apnay bhai ke saath class main tha.
Meray baron ko laga ke mera aur uska aik hi class main hona behtar hoga.
Lekin meray liye aur mushkil tha.
Kyun?
Main us ke bohot say doston say larta tha.
Woh mujhay tang kartay thay aur laraayi kartay thay, chhota honay ki wajaah say.
Tou phir khush qismati hai ke aap ka bhai aap ke saath tha.
Nahin.
Woh aur bura tha.
Woh bohot bura tha.
Dair hogayi hai.
Main aap ko aap ke ghar chhor daiti hoon.
Nahin, hamein abhi kahin jaana hai.
-Chalo, khatam karo. -Maazrat?
Thand...bohot hai.
Haan, hai.
Nahin, shukriya. Mujhay ghulaabi rang nahin pasand.
Yeh meray liye hai.
Mr. Lee...?
Aisay haal main, aam taur par mard, aurat ka khayaal rakhta hai.
Jaisay ke uss ko apna jacket daina.
Sardi tou mard aurat dono ko lagti hai.
Aap sahi keh rahay hain.
Zaroor kahin koi function horaha hoga.
Nahin.
Main nay iss ka intizaam kiya hai.
-Maazrat? -Main nay kaha tum say...
Tumhaara tauhfa.
Bohot acha hai.
Khoobsoorat hai na?
Haan.
Khoobsoorat.
Main theek hoon.
Tum nay mujh say kaha ke aadmi ko apna jacket daini chaahiye.
Uff, mujhay maaf kardein.
Aap ko aaj meri wajaah say sardi lag rahi hogi.
Nahin, bilkul bhi nahin.
Main iss jacket say bezaar aachuka hoon.
Ya tou isay phaink do ya pehen lo.
Theek hai.
Khair, aaj keliye shukriya.
Mujhay bohot maza aaya.
Aap ki wajaah say, mera har khwaab aaj poora hogaya.
-Hogaya, hai na? -Maazrat?
Pehla, uss jaga ka naam likhein, jahan aap kisi apnay ke saath jaana chaahtay hain.
Jhoolon waala park?
Band?
Koi masla nahin.
Main tumhaari muft ki ticket hoon.
Doosra, aap ko sab say ziyaada kisi apnay ke saath kya karnay ki chaahat hai?
Aatishbaazi!
-Zaroor kahin koi function horaha hoga. -Nahin.
Main nay iss ka intizaam kiya hai.
Jhoolon waala park aur aatishbaazi...
Kya iss nay...?
Mujhay ghar chhornay ka shukriya.
Mr. Lee...
-Kya aap nay...? -Ruko.
Meray paas tumhaaray liye kuch hai.
Teesra, aapko kisi apnay say kis tarha ka tauhfa chahiye?
Aik bara sa rooyi waala khilona.
Kya wahaan...
aik bara sa rooyi waala khilona hai?
Bilkul sahi.
Hai.
Kyunkay tum nay aik gaayein ki tarha mehnat say kaam kiya,
isliye bari si rooyi waali gaayein.
Iss ka naam "Thank Cow" hai.
Mujhay laga tha ke woh sawaalat kuch ajeeb say thay.
Main tumhaaray liye aisa tauhfa laina chaahta tha jo tumhein pasand aaye.
Shukriya.
Meray liye itna kuch karnay keliye.
Koi masla nahin.
Jab tumhaari baat hoti hai tou koi masla nahin hota, Ms. Kim.
Agar aap ko laga ke main kahoongi ke...
"Main aap ke liye hamesha kaam karoongi, inn cheezon ki wajaah say"
tou aap ko bohot bari ghalat fehmi hai.
Main aap say jeet nahin sakta, Ms. Kim.
Main ab andar jaa rahi hoon.
Ruko.
Aik aur cheez baaqi hai.
Aik aur cheez jo tum chaahti ho.
Maazrat?
Teesra, aapko kisi apnay say kis tarha ka tauhfa chahiye?
Aik bara sa rooyi waala khilona.
Aur aik romantic si kiss, meray ghar ke saamnay.
Khayaal rakhyega, sir.
Agar aap ko laga ke main kahoongi ke...
"Main aap ke liye hamesha kaam karoongi, inn cheezon ki wajaah say"
tou aap ko bohot bari ghalat fehmi hai.
Main aap say jeet nahin sakta, Ms. Kim.
Zaahir hai main jeetoonga.
Blockbuster ka jaadu shuru hochuka hai.
Aagay aagay daikho hota hai kya.
Miso, tumhein yaad hai na, kal tumhaari blind date hai.
Woh local news reporter ke saath, jis ka main nay tumhein bataaya tha.
Aray haan...
Tum nay kaha tha ke tumhein uss say kuch poochhna hai.
Khair, qismat tumhaara saath day.
Superman!
Acha, ab tum baitho.
Miso dhakka degi, sirf tumhaaray liye.
Shukriya.
Lekin mujhay asal main, abhi ghar jaana hoga.
Abhi say?
Tum ruk nahin saktay?
Maafi chaahta hoon.
Main tum say dobaara milnay aaonga, Miso.
Sach main? Tum sach main dobaara mujh say milnay aaogay?
-Haan. -Main kabhi tumhaara naam nahin bhoolungi.
Tumhaara naam hai Lee...
Pagli. Waapis shuru hogayi.
Mera naam hai Lee...
Lee... Lee ke aagay kuch tha...
Mujhay yaad nahin aa raha.
Dair hogayi hai.
Thank Cow.
Ghar ka khayaal rakhna, theek hai?
Yeh kya hai?
Mr. Lee.
Mujhay aap say kuch poochhna hai.
Mujhay yeh uss khilonay main say mila, jo aap nay mujhay diya tha.
Haan mila hoga, kyunkay main nay isay wahaan rakha tha.
Kya yeh meray liye hai?
Thank Cow keliye tou nahin hai.
Sahi.
Lekin main nay jawaabaat main, haar ke baaray main kuch nahin likha tha.
Main hamesha umeed say ziyaada karta hoon.
Kya hua?
Yaqeen nahin aaraha ke main kitna kamaal ka hoon?
Aap ki tie tairi hai.
Sahi.
Main baahir hoon, sir.
-Ms. Kim? -Sir?
-Hello, Eunjeong. -Tum mujhay jawaab kyun nahin derahi?
-Main nay kal tumhein message bheja tha. -Main bhool gayi.
Tum blind date ke baaray main tou nahin bhooli na?
-Nahin, nahin bhooli. -Kher, qismat tumhaara saath day.
Agar tum shaadi karo, tou meray liye aik thaila khareedna.
Sirf aik blind date hi tou hai.
Khair, khayaal rakhna.
Alvidah.
Kya aap aik blind date par jaa rahi hain?
Aap ko kitni ghabraahat horahi hogi.
Jiah.
Yeh meray liye bohot hi sharmindgi ki baat hai.
Kya tum yeh raaz rakh sakti ho?
-Zaroor. -Shukriya.
Aik raaz.
Zaahir hai main raaz rakh sakti hoon.
Ya Khuda, tum itni masroof rehti ho ke blind date ka kahaan socha hoga.
Yeh tumhaari pehli hai, hai na?
Yeh aap ki pehli hai? Aray waah.
Iss mauqay ka faida uthaao, aur kunwaaray pan ko alvida keh do.
Kabhi koi boyfriend nahin banaaya? Waah!
Kya tum sab bas kar saktay ho?
Theek hai.
Tumhein apni pehli blind date main ajeeb sa lagega.
Apnay aadmi ko aik dost ko saath laanay ko kaho.
Aur main tumhaaray saath chaloongi. Dono saath blind date par jaayeingay...?
Mujhay nahin lagta ke unhein yeh baat kuch samajh aayi.
Hansi aarahi hai?
Nahin aarahi.
Meray liye rukein, Ms. Kim!
Main bhi aik blind date par jaana chaahti hoon.
Hello. Main Bong Sera hoon.
Main bhi yeh sab bolna chaahti hoon.
Tum nay Mr. Lee ki kal sports day ki taqreer likhi?
Zaahir hai, likh li.
Main mazmoon likhnay main awwal tha, jab main Seoul University main gaya tha.
Main nay uss hunar ko bohot hi achi taqreer likhnay main istimaal kiya.
Main faisla karoonga, ke taqreer bohot achi hai ya kachra.
-Chhaap kar usay meray paas lay aao. -Jee, sir.
Tum nay kal mulazzimon ko dainay waalay tauhfay tayyaar karliye?
Zaahir hai. Woh subha ke 10 bajay gym pohnch jaayeingay.
Theek hai, shaabaash.
Aur...
Mr. Lee ko lagta hai ke mulazzimon ke sath thora waqt guzaarna acha hai.
Aur sports day woh waahid din hai, aisa karnay keliye.
Tou chalo kisi ghalti ke baghair tayyaariyaan karein.
-Jee, sir. -Chalo.
Jee, sir.
Ms. Kim ka kya?
Kya main bhi chai pi rahi hoon?
Main apnay liye aik aur laati hoon.
Nahin, yeh baat nahin.
Mera matlab hai, Ms. Kim Miso ki jagaah tum yahaan kyun ho?
Tou main Ms. Kim Miso kahaan hai?
Unhon nay mujh say ab yeh khud karnay ko kaha.
Acha.
Main jaanti hoon ke mujhay abhi bhi bohot kuch seekhna hai.
Tou main bohot mehnat karoongi.
Main Ms. Kim Miso ki raah main chaloongi.
Main nay suna ke woh aakhir kaar aik blind date par gayi hain.
Kyunkay woh hamesha masroof rehti hain.
Main nay bohot socha.
Haan, khair...
Kya...tum nay blind date kaha?
Nahin, sir.
Hum nay meeting rakhi hai,
Illusion Hotel ke presidential board ke saath.
Yumyeong Art Hall ki opening ki tayaariyan achay say horahi hain.
Aur Ms. Kim Miso blind date par gayi hai.
Uss ki himmat kaisay hui, mera diya hua haar pehen kar blind date par jaanay ki?
Tou kya, usay sirf...
aik boyfriend milega.
Kya?
Sochein.
Yaqeenan woh aik aam sa aadmi hoga, hai na?
Yeh uss ka khwaab hai, hai na?
Aik aam say aadmi ko date karna aur uss say shaadi karnay ka?
Yeh naa mumkin hai.
Uss par pehlay say jaadu ka asar hochuka hai.
Blockbuster ka jaadu.
Yeh aap kya jaadu ki baat kartay jaa rahay hain?
Yeh jaadu kya hai?
-Ms. Kim Miso? -Jee?
Main aap ko foran pehchaan gaya kyunkay main nay aap ki tasweer dekhi thi.
Main Park Byunghoon hoon, aap ki aaj ki date.
Hello.
Kya aap ko bhook lagi hai?
Main nay yahaan ka aik restaurant daikha hai.
Chalo foran chalein.
-Chalo. -Theek hai.
-Dobaara aayyega. -Maazrat.
Yeh aik mashhoor restaurant hai, tou pehlay say booking nahin karwa saka.
Koi baat nahin. Hum intizaar kar laitay hain.
Phir hamein waqt bachaanay keliye kya khaana hai, woh soch laina chaahiye.
-Zaroor. -Main menu laata hoon.
Aap akaili mehsoos kareingi, par thora intizaar kar lijiyega.
Yeh jagaah bohot achi hai.
Patlay gosht ki 24 tay hain, tali hui.
Asli Japanese tonkatsu.
Yeh jagaah abhi bohot chal rahi hai.
Sahi.
Rukein.
Aap yeh lay lein.
Shukriya.
Isay kaatna mushkil hai.
Hum abhi hi milay hain, tou pata nahin yeh kehna munaasib hoga ke nahin...
Miso, aap bohot khoobsoorat hain.
Aap...
-Garam! -...Bohot garam hain.
-Jee? -Haan...kya?
Maazrat.
Mera matlab hai aap bohot sujeel hain.
-Aray...shukriya. -haan.
Khush aamdeed!
Maiz number do saaf kardo, meherbaani.
Miso.
Yahaan bohot shor hai, hai na?
Haan, thora bohot.
-Maazrat. -Koi baat nahin.
Aap ko khayaal rakhna chaahiye.
Aray!
Aap yahaan bigaara kar rahi hain!
Maazrat.
Dafa hojaao!
Maazrat. Main bohot zor say chillaaya.
Mujhay lag raha tha ke aisa hoga.
Koi baat nahin.
Yahaan tou sach main koi bhi nahin hai.
Main nay isay kiraaye pe liya hai.
-Yeh...mera tonkatsu hai. -Jee?
Mujhay yeh hissa sab say ziyaada pasand hai.
Jahaan woh oopar say kurkura aur andar say bohot narm hota hai.
Meray khayaal say aap say ghalti hogayi.
Maazrat.
-Main waapis dedeti hoon. -Jee.
Shukriya.
-Kya aap mera khaana chaaheingay? -Nahin, bohot hai.
Yeh mujhay sharminda kar raha hai.
Aap yahaan kaisay, sir?
Mujhay Mr. Park nay bulaaya tha, main isliye yahaan aayi hoon.
Agar main aisa karta, tou tumhein thora ajeeb lagta.
Mera masla kya hai?
Main Mr. Lee ke baaray main kyun sochti jaa rahi hoon?
Main bataata hoon tumhein, blockbuster ka jaadu kya hai.
Socho ke tum nay aik bohot kamaal ki hit blockbuster action film daikhi,
jisay banaanay main kayi crore dollar lag gaye.
Aur phir tum aik bekaar si sasti aur flop action film daikhtay ho.
Kya tumhein doosri film main maza aayega?
Mujhay shaayed bezaariyat ho.
Bilkul.
Main nay aik jhoolon wala park, restaurant aur aik paani ka jahaaz kiraaye par liya,
usay aik blockbuster date dainay keliye.
Ab kya woh kisi aam aadmi say mil sakegi?
Acha.
Woh blind date par isi wajaah say nahin hai?
Kya?
Mujhay sasti filmein achi lagti hain.
Chalo.
Aap nay kaha nahin ke hum khail rahay hain.
Coffee bohot achi hai, hai na?
Main nay bohot mushkil say yeh jagaah dhoondi.
Khushbu bohot achi hai.
Yahaan acha kya milta hai?
-Yeh tou Ms. Kim hai! -Kya tum usay jaanti ho?
Yeh hamaaray Vice President ki secretary hai.
Sach main?
-Miso. -Jee?
Meray khayaal say aap ke kaan ke paas kuch phans gaya hai.
-Yahaan? -Jee, kaan ke neechay.
-Yahaan? -Baali ke peechhay.
Aap ke gaal ke paas say 45 degree.
-Thora oopar. -Yahaan?
Kya yeh tonkatsu ka tukra hai?
-Kya hai yeh? -Mujhay aayena...
Rukein. Aik minute.
Zabardast.
Ms. Kim ka boyfriend hai.
Yeh bohot hi khoobsoorat hai.
Sahi.
Mujhay daftar main sab ko iss baaray main bataana hoga.
Aap ke chehray par tou khoobsoorti hai!
Yeh zaroori nahin tha...shukriya.
-Maazrat. -Koi baat nahin.
Kya Ms. Kim abhi bhi apni blind date par hain?
Mujhay sach bataayein.
Aap ko iss say paraishaani horahi hai, hai na?
Nahin. Bilkul bhi nahin.
Main nay kaha tum say ke woh blockbuster ke jaadu main hai.
Ab Ms. Seol nay kis ki tasweer bhaiji hai?
Aray, yeh daikhein.
Kya hai...
Uss ki blind date bohot achi jaa rahi hogi.
Naa qaabil e yaqeen khabar!
Main Garosu-Gil Road ke cafe say guzar rahi thi.
Mujhay Ms. Kim apnay boyfriend ke saath date par dikheen.
Mujhay unn ki aankhon main pyaar dikh raha tha.
Maazrat, sir!
Ghalti hogayi. Main yeh kisi aur ko bhaij rahi thi.
Sach main, Ms. Seol...
Pichhli dafa unhon nay mujhay pork belly ki tasweer bhaiji thi.
Woh hamesha ghaltiyaan karti rehti hai.
Khair...
Agar woh apni pehli date par hain, kya woh 100 feesad aik jora hain?
Aap jaantay hain?
Woh dil ki dharkan taiz jo hojaati hai,
jab aap usay daikhtay hain, ke bas yeh hi hai woh?
Sahi.
Meray khayaal say aap ko sirf woh ehsaas pata hai,
jo kaarobaar ka plan daikh kar mehsoos hota hai,
ke bas yeh hi hai woh.
Agar aap ko itni fikar hai, tou usay abhi call karlein.
Uss say kahein ke apni date khatam karde.
Kya...
Fikar?
Tum ziyaada mazaahiya hogaye ho, meray dost.
Tum comedian kyun nahin ban jaatay?
Main kabhi bhi tumhaara isteefa qubool karnay ko tayyaar hoon.
Lekin Mr. Lee. Mujhay abhi samajh aaya ke main kis kaam main acha hoon.
Main Mr. Lee ke baaray main kyun sochti jaa rahi hoon?
Chhoro. Tum aik blind date par ho, tou iss par dhiyaan do.
Kya aap ko apna kaam pasand hai?
Main nay suna ke aap aik reporter hain.
Haan, main jaldi aur sahi khabrein pohnchnaay keliye jaana jaata hoon.
Kya aap ko Congressman ka manshiyaat ka case yaad hai, kuch maheenay pehlay ka?
-Jee. -Sab say pehle main nay woh khabar di thi.
Sahi.
Aisa kuch bhi nahi, jo main dhundna chahun aur naa dhoond sakoon.
Tou aap puraanay cases daikh saktay hain?
Yeh 1994 ka aik aghwa honay ka case hai.
Aghwa honay ka?
Mera nahin, meray kisi jaannay waalay ka.
Woh uss waqt khabron main nahin aaya tha.
Tou main usay khud nahin dhoond saki.
Woh uss jagaah main hua tha, jahaan ab Yumyeong Land hai.
Saal ke aakhir ke qareeb?
Main 1990 ke shuruaat main paida hua tha, tou...
-Main mazaaq kar raha tha. -Jee, zaahir hai.
Case bohot puraana hai, tou pata nahin main usay dhoond sakoonga ya nahin.
-Bohot mushkil hoga, hai na? -Main dhoond sakta hoon.
Yeh aap ki darkhwaast hai, tou main usay dhoondnay ki poori koshish karoonga.
-Sach main? -Haan.
-Shukriya. -Koi masla nahin.
Chalo peeyein.
Yeh karnay keliye shukriya.
-Garam hai! -Khayaal karein.
Main theek hoon.
Mujhay umeed hai ke aap ko aaj maza aaya.
Main aap say dobaara milna chaahoonga.
Maazrat?
Maazrat. Yeh karna meri aadat main hai.
Ms. Kim!
Maazrat!
Aap yahaan kaisay, sir?
Mujhay afsos hai, Ms. Kim.
Main tumhaaray faraib rawayye say bohot maayoos hoon.
Main maafi chaahti hoon, sir.
Agar aap ko aisa laga, tou ghalti meri hai.
Lekin kya main poochh sakti hoon ke kyun?
Kya main nay koi kaam chhor diya?
Ya sports day ki tayyaari main koi kami reh gayi hai?
Ya kya isliye ke main blind date par gayi?
Yeh bohot hi...paagalon waali baat hai.
Tumhaaray blind date par jaanay say mera kya laina daina?
Mera woh matlab nahin tha.
Mujhay laga ke aap ghussa hongay,
kyunkay main nay zaati kaam main waqt guzaara,
jab ke hamaara bara function aa raha hai.
Tum bohot achay say sab jaanti ho, Ms. Kim!
Tum jaanti ho ke sports day meray liye intehaayi zaroori hai.
Aur tum uss say aik din pehlay blind date par jaati ho?
Jawaab do?
Main maafi chaahti hoon, sir.
Tum muskura kyun rahi ho?
Asal main, aik patta gira, aur woh rumaal ki tarha latka hua hai.
Hansi aarahi hai.
Main nikaal daiti hoon.
Meri ijaazat ke baghair aik patta mujh par gira...
Tumhein daftar chhornay main ziyaada waqt nahin hai.
Aakhir tak achay say kaam kar ke jaao.
Main date jaisay zaati kaam, daftar chhornay tak nahin karoongi.
Kabhi bhi mat karo!
Maazrat?
Isteefa daina ya date par jaana?
Miso!
-Pilnam! -Murgi aur beer kaisa rahega?
Uff Khuda, woh tumhaari blind date main aisay achaanak say aagaye?
Mr. Lee?
-Ghalti meri thi. Tumhaari ghalti kaisay hui?
Kaam ke baad blind date par jaana koi jurm tou nahin hai.
Phir bhi, kal bohot bara function hai.
Mujhay uss par dhiyaan daina chaahiye tha.
Ghalti meri thi.
-Lekin... -Lekin?
Woh aaj kal itna ajeeb sa bartaao kartay hain.
Jab say main nay unn say kaha hai ke main naukri chhor rahi hoon.
Kya?
Kabhi woh bohot kharoos hotay hain.
Kya tumhaari jagaah main aanay waalay ko tum achay say kaam sikh rahi ho?
-Jee? -Tum kuch khaas nahin kar rahi.
Mujhay maayoos mat karna, aur yeh kar laina.
Mr. Lee, kal hum nay text par baat ki, main...
Zaati maamlaat ke baaray main baat mat karo.
Aur kabhi woh bohot hi pyaaray hotay hain.
Zaroor kahin koi function horaha hoga.
Nahin. Main nay iss ka intizaam kiya hai.
-Maazrat? -Main nay kaha tum say...
Tumhaara tauhfa.
Hosakta hai tumhaaray isteefa say unhein sadma laga ho aur woh paagal hogaye hon.
Tumhein aisay nahin bolna chaahiye.
Bohot say log, jhatka lagnay ke baad aisay hojaatay hain.
Pakka unhein tumhaaray isteefay say jhatka nahin laga?
Mujhay jhatkay ka tou nahin pata, par unhon nay yeh mana nahin hai abhi tak.
Unhon nay yeh maana nahin?
Lekin tum nay unn ka har kaam kiya hai.
Woh tumhaaray baghair kuch nahin kar sakeingay.
Meray khayaal say aisa nahin.
Unhein aasaani say mujh say behtar secretary mil sakti hai.
Lekin woh meray saath aisa kyun kar rahay hain?
Woh jo kuch bhi chaahtay hain, unhein woh kisi tarha bhi hasil karna hota hai, nahi?
Haan.
Agar unhein aik company chaahiye hoti,
woh usay mila kar ya khareed kar haasil kar laitay, hai na?
-Haan. -Aur agar koi cheez ho,
tou woh usay foran khareed laitay?
Zaahir hai.
Yeh raha tumhaara jawaab phir.
Yeh unn ki zid hai.
-Zid? -Haan, zid.
Tum unn keliye yeh hi ho.
Aik cheez jo unhon nay haasil karli, kyunkay unhein woh chaahiye thi.
Aik cheez?
Jo abhi bhi faiday mand aur aasaan hai.
Lekin phir woh achaanak say apni marzi say jaanay ka faisla karti hai.
Iss say unn ko ghussa aayega, hai na?
Tou woh usay jaanay say roknay ki koshish kareingay.
-Tumhein aisa lagta hai? -Haan.
Main aik psychiatrist hoon.
Khair, jitna jaldi hosakay apni naukri chhor do.
Agar unn ki zid barh gayi, tou tum unn ki muthi main band hojaaogi.
Kya hua?
Tum ro kyun rahi ho?
Mujhay apni chhoti behen keliye afsos horaha hai.
Tum nay uss ziddi kharoos insaan ke saath nau saal tak kaam kiya,
taakay tum apni behnon ko college bhaij sako.
Mujhay bohot sharmindgi mehsus horahi hai.
Tum aisi baatein kyun soch rahi ho?
Kyunkay mujhay afsos horaha hai!
Tumhaaray paas soju hai?
Usay iss main milaatay hain.
Ruko, main daikhti hoon.
Miso, yeh haar kahaan say aaya?
Khoobsoorat hai. Main nay isay pehlay nahin daikha.
Yeh? Mr. Lee nay isay meray liye khareeda.
Yeh aik kuttay ka patta hai.
Unhon nay tumhaaray galay main patta daala hai taakay tum bhaago nahin.
Kutta...?
-Jiah, subah bakhair. -Subah bakhair, Ms. Kim.
Kya yeh Morpheus ki nayi kitaab hai?
Main nay suna ke yeh aglay mahinay aayegi. Tumhein yeh kaisay mili?
Main nay suna tha ke yeh UK main jaldi nashr hogi.
Tou main nay aik dost say kaha jo wahaan parhta hai.
Aap bhi Morpheus ki fan hain?
Aap ko maaloom hai ke kitaab aglay maheenay aayegi.
Haan, woh mera pasandeeda musannif hai.
Uss ki har kitaab bestseller hoti hai.
Sab say hit film, uss ki kitaab par bani hai.
Itna zabardast hai.
Kya aap bhi "Morph-ke-nashayi" main say hain?
"Morph-ke-nashayi" kya hai?
Woh Morpheus ka fan club hai. Aap ko pata nahin tha.
-Aik fan club bhi hai? -Jee!
Hamaara Morph, koi aam musannif nahin hai.
Woh dunya ka sab say kaamyaab musannif hai aur woh dikhnay main itna acha hai.
Tum nay uss ka chehra daikha hai?
Woh interview main bhi nahin aata naa hi awaam ke saamnay aata hai.
Uss ke ilawa ke woh mard hai aur uski umar 30 ke qareeb hai, kuch ziyaada malum nahi.
Nahin, uss ki tasweer fan club main di gayi thi.
Main pehlay "Morph-ke-nashayi" main say hoon.
Main aap ko woh tasweer dikha sakti hoon, agar aap chaahein tou.
Zaroor.
-Yeh sirf aap ki nazron keliye hai. -Theek hai.
Tumhein iss say pata chal raha hai ke woh dikhnay main acha hai?
Haan. Uss ka saaya dikhnay main itna acha hai.
Woh lamba bhi hai.
Kal raat uss ki aik nayi tasweer aayi thi.
Kisi nay usay France ke airport par daikha tha aur uss ki tasweer daal di.
-Sach main? -Haan.
Uss nay usay contract par dastakhat kartay waqt daikha tha.
Woh masshhoor hua, uss say pehlay.
Tou uss nay usay foran pehchaan liya.
-Kya aap woh bhi daikhna chaaheingi? -Haan.
Yeh lein.
Tumhein iss say pata chal raha hai ke woh dikhnay main acha hai?
Haan. Uss ka chehra aik khoobsoorat aadmi ka hai.
-Aur uss ki jild bohot zabardast hai. -Tumhein uss ki jild bhi nazar aarahi hai?
Yeh daikhein.
Main nay Morph ko Charles de Gaulle Airport par daikha.
Hum Korea tak aik hi jahaaz main gaye!
Jald pohncheingay.
Hum saath 11 ghanton main Korea pohnchnay waalay hain.
Kya yeh sach hai?
Main tumhaara kaam lekar foran airport jaati hoon.
Main aik kaalay fedora pehnay huay aadmi ko dhoond loongi.
-Sunein. -Jee?
Meray khayaal say yeh topi aap par achi lagegi.
Main aakhir kaar usay daikhoongi.
Mujh say intizaar nahin horaha.
Morpheus, tum baahir kab aaogay?
Woh raha! Kaali topi waala aadmi!
Morpheus!
Tum Morpheus ho, hai na?
Yeh woh nahin hai...
Morph kya?
-Hello? -Kahaan hain aap?
-Main Korea main hoon. -Sach main?
Mera baita abhi Korea main hai?
Tum nay mujhay call kyun nahin ki?
Main abbu ke saath Jeju ke summer house main hoon.
Acha.
Ruko. Main abhi wahaan aati hoon.
Aap wahaan acha waqt guzaarein.
Tumhaaray abbu kisi kaam ke nahin hain.
Unhein golf khailna tha tou woh mujhay yahaan lay aaye.
Aur main apnay betay ko nahin daikh sakti, jisay main nay saalon main nahin daikha!
Kya main unhein samandar main dhakka dekar usay aik acha nishaana kahoon?
Aap dono aik jaisay hain.
Kahir, Youngkoon kaisa hai?
Youngjun?
Woh company chalaanay main masroof hai.
Woh abbu ki jagaah, company ke sports day main gaya hai.
Sahi.
Woh acha kar raha hai.
Ms. Kim, mujhay aap ki patloon bohot achi lag rahi hai.
-Bilkul aap ke naap ki hai. -Shukriya.
Sports day keliye sab tayyaar hai?
Woh 10 bajay shuru hoga, tou aap 30 minute main nikal saktay hain.
Tum dono konsay khail main hissa lerahay ho?
Main rukaawat waali daur aur teen paaon waali daur main hoon.
Main aik paaon waali laraayi aur ping pong ke khail main hoon.
Kya tum dono apni jaan ko daao par laga kar khailnay keliye tayyaar ho?
Maazrat?
Asal main, aisay function main hissa laina ziyaada maayenay rakhta hai.
Haarnay waalay log yehi bahaana banaatay hain.
"Mar jaana, par haarna nahin."
Kuch bhi hojaaye mujhay pehlay inaam chaahiye.
Aakhir tak chaukanna rehna, theek hai?
Zaahir hai, sir.
Phir miltay hain.
Yeh ajeeb hain.
Company ke sports day main apni jaan kon daao par lagaata hai?
Hai na, Ms. Kim?
Chalo jaanay keliye tayyaar hojaayein.
Yeh gym ki tasweer Ms. Yang ko dedena...
Ms. Kim!
Hum nay hata diye, sir.
Kya aap theek hain, sir?
Yeh kis nay kiya?
Main bohot masruf thi aur main bhool gayi. Main maafi chaahti hoon, sir.
Jiah.
Kya tum nay woh ehtiyaat nahin bartay jo main nay tumhaaray liye likhay thay?
Main nay kaha tha tumsay ke Vice President ke daftar main koi cable ties nahin.
Main maafi chaahti hoon.
Main acha karna chaahti thi aur sab kuch safayi se rakhnay ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Woh kuch ziyada hi jazbaati nahin horahay?
Ms. Kim Jiah.
Tum aisa kaisay keh sakti ho?
-Ghalti tum nay ki hai. -Maafi?
Mujhay makriyon say nafrat hai.
Agar main aik ko lataktay huay daikh loon, mujhay lagta hai ke main behosh hojaaongi.
Har koi kisi na kisi cheez say beinteha darta hai.
Kisi aur ka uss baat par ghussa honay ke baaray main tumhara kuch kehna ghalat hai.
Main maafi chaahti hoon.
-Tum maafi chaahti ho? -Jee.
Mujhay nayi Morpheus ki kitaab lainay do.
Theek hai.
Kya?
Theek hai.
Mr. Lee, yeh chamomile ki chai hai.
Iss say aap ko aaraam milega.
Main maafi chaahti hoon, sir.
Yeh dobaara kabhi nahin hoga.
Tum naukri chhor rahi ho...
tou tum yeh yaqeen ke saath kaisay keh sakti ho?
Shaayed yeh zid nahin hai.
Shayed inhein sach main meri zaroorat hai.
Yumyeong Holding Sports Day
Team Passion Go!
Jeetnay waalon keliye company ki taraf say khaanay keliye hissa lein!
Sahi.
Taiyeeswan Yumyeong Holdings Sports Day shuru kartay hain.
Mujhay umeed hai ke sab log mazay karein, koi chot lagay baghair.
Shuru kartay hain!
Mujhay Ms. Kim isliye pasand hain.
Kisi bhi kaam ko jee jaan laga kar karna.
Aap ko woh isliye pasand hain?
Aik mulazzim ke taur par, aurat ke nahin.
Daikho woh kitni kamaal ki hai.
Ms. Kim.
Main nay aap ke baaray main bohot kuch suna hai.
Kamaal ki secretary.
Woh aadmi kon hai?
Main nay suna hai ke aap sports main bohot achi hain.
Shukriya, lekin main aap ki madad kaisay kar sakti hoon?
Teen paaon waali daur main main aap ka saathi hoon.
Acha.
Chalo mazay karein.
-Shukriya. -Chalein!
Yeh kya tha, Ms. Kim?
Tum nay Mr. Go Gwinam say kis baaray main baat ki?
Mr. Go Gwinam? Kya tum unhein jaanti ho?
Zaahir hai main jaanti hoon.
Unhein company main mashhoor honay ke sab say ziyaada vote milay thay.
Woh jeetay thay? Unhon nay Mr. Lee ko hara diya tha?
Haan, Mr. Lee say koi nahin jeet sakta.
Lekin Mr. Go dikhnay main bohot achay hain,
aur tum unhein apna aadmi bhi bana sakti ho.
Lekin unhein apnay kaam say pyaar hai, to wo kisi aurat ki taraf dekhtay tak nai.
Meri taraf bhi nahin.
Aur unhein Ms. Kim pasand aagayeen?
"Pasand aagayeen?"
Unhon nay inhein paani diya, kya yeh ishaara nahin hai?
Woh aur main teen paaon waali daur main saath hain.
Woh sirf hello bolnay aaye thay.
Acha!
Suno, Ms. Kim.
Kya teen paaon waali daur main khail sakti hoon?
Main nay aaj ziyaada nahin kiya, aur main aik mauqa chaahti hoon ke...
Kya! Yeh kabhi mera jumla poora honay tak nahin rukti!
Teen paaon waali daur main karna chaahti hoon.
Main bhi Mr. Go ke saath bhaagna chaahti hoon...
aur main bhi chaahti hoon ke mera dil taizi say dharkay.
Mr. Go!
Mr. Go, yeh lein paani.
Nahin, mujh say lein.
Yeh waala lein. Yeh waala peeyein.
Chalein saath aik selfie laitay hain!
Dikhnay main itna bhi acha nahin...
Dikhnay main acha tou...
Main abhi kiske baaray main soch rahi hun?
Mera dimaagh kharaab horaha hai!
Hum jald hi teen paaon waali daur shuru karnay walaay hain!
-Hum shuruaat ki line par jaayein? -Zaroor.
Zaroor ab teen paaon waali daur honay waali hai.
Pata nahin kitnay joray baneingay.
Iss khail main 80 feesad log saath hojaatay hain.
Kya?
Sab tayyaar hain?
Tayyaar hojaayein.
Woh dono saath achay lag rahay hain.
Uff, kitnay pyaaray lag rahay hain.
Team number teen, kamaal kar rahay hain!
Woh aagay daur rahay hain!
Kya woh jeeteingay aur jora bhi ban jaayeingay?
Team number teen!
Woh jeet gaye!
Kya hum saath chillaayein?
Saath hojaayein!
Chilaayein!
Saath hojaayein!
Saath...
Sab log saath chilaayein!
Inhein saath hojaana chaahiye!
Saath hojaayein!
Hum dobaara kabhi bhi sports day nahin kar rahay.
Bachpana hai yeh...
Bachpana tum kar rahay ho, aur jalan main doob gaye ho.
-Kya aap theek hain? -Kya aap theek hain, Youngjun?
Aap nay kaha tha ke hamein koi chot lagay baghair mazay karnay chaahiye.
Aap ko chot kyun lagi?
Abay yaar...
Mujhay daikhnay dein.
Maazrat.
Mujhay daikhnay dein.
Kya aap sharaab ke nashay main hain?
Nahin.
Phir kya?
Aise hi koi seerhiyon say kaisay gir sakta hai?
Mera bas pair phisal gaya.
Baat ka batangar banaana band karo.
-Chalo haspataal chalein. -Nahin, mujhay ghar pohncha do.
Kya baat kar rahay hain? Aap ko ilaaj ki zaroorat hai!
Itna bura bhi nahin hai.
Nahin, main gaari tayyaar rakhti hoon...
Mujhay bas iss par baraf lagaanay ki zaroorat hai.
Kya aap uth saktay hain?
Main theek hoon.
Main chal sakta hoon.
Mr. Lee...
Aap theek nahin hain! Mujh par jhuk jaayein.
-Main nay kaha main theek hoon. -Mujh par jhuk jaayein!
Tumhein ruk jaana chaahiye.
Agar tum Hindustaan ke daftar main nahin jaana chaahtay tou.
Kya?
Apnay mozay utaarein aur apna pair yahaan oopar rakhein.
Kya? Main utaar doon?
Aisehi kar lo.
Mauzay ke oopar say?
Paagalon waali baat hai. Aisay nahin hosakta.
Koi farq nahin parta, tum kar lo bas.
Nahin. Yahaan laayein.
Nahin, theek hai.
Theek hai kehna band karein...
Chalo, karo.
Theek hai.
Yeh nishaan kaisa hai?
Puraana lagta hai.
-Kya tumhein sports day main maza aaya? -Jee?
Lag raha tha jaisay tumhein bohot maza aaraha ho.
Khaas kar ke teen paaon waali daur main.
Itna koi maza bhi nahin aaya, sach main.
Main apni jaan daao par laga kar bandhay huay paaon main bhaag rahi thi.
"Apni jaan daao par laga kar?"
Company ke sports day main hissa laina maayenay rakhta hai.
Apni jaan ko daao par kon lagaata hai?
Yeh tou bewaqoofi hai.
Kya?
Kya mujhay ghalat yaad hai?
Meray khayaal say kisi nay kaha tha, "Mar jaana, par haarna nahin."
Aur meri jaan ke saath pehla inaam haasil karna?
Tum har bat ko itna dil par nahin lesakti.
Har baat ko pathar par lakeer samajhnay ki zaroorat nahin.
Yahaan garmi horahi hai.
Sahi...
Tou tum jeetnay keliye kisi ajnabi say chipak kar bhi bhaag sakti ho?
Zaahir hai. Muqaabla haarnay say tou behtar hai.
Acha.
Tum pehlay inaam keliye kisi ko bhi chhoo sakti ho?
Haan.
Agar woh itna qareeb ho phir bhi?
Zaahir hai.
Itna qareeb?
Mujhay koi masla nahin.
Iss tarha bhi?
Agar boss apni secretary say koi kaam karwaata hai,
usay justujoo hoti hai ke woh kya karti hai.
Pyaar?
Yeh tou paagal pan hai.
Kya main nay tum say kaha hai ke tum khoobsoorat ho?
Mera dil...
Tum iss tarha say chalogay, tou gir jaaogay.
Woh pyaara hai.
Kisi aur jaisa nahin.
-Kya tum nay perfume lagaaya hai? -Nahin.
Main perfume nahin lagaati.
Kya tumhein dar hai ke agar main uss say mila tou usay date par lejaaonga?
Andheray main jazbat ziyaada jaagtay hain.